Twilight: Seth/Rosalie & Bella & Jacob: "Poor You"

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Title: Poor You
Fandom: Twilight
Pairings: Seth/Rosalie
Rating: PG
Warnings/Spoilers: AU.
Summary: Jacob "thanks" Bella.
Notes: Written for twilight100 prompt beautiful and written for 100_tales prompt watching.
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Series: Hey Beautiful (Part 1), You Like Who? (Part 2), Hate/Like (Part 3), I Know (Part 4) and Poor You (Part 5).

“I guess I have you to thank for this,” Jacob stated, huffing. Bella smirked up at him.

“Yes, and isn’t it beautiful? It has the whole star-crossed lovers thing going for them.” Bella stated as she watched Rosalie and Seth kiss.

“Maybe it is for you, but I personally don’t want any more dirty thoughts about Blondie in my head unless its of her dying.” Jake stated, growling. “It’s torture having his thoughts…”

“Poor you,” Bella said, rolling her eyes.

“Yes poor me... I want to kill myself.”

“Just ask him to hide them the best he can.”

“Yeah... right.”

THE END.